Everyone has a best feature?

The politically correct answer is a resounding 'Yes!'. Technically it is true. No matter how ugly you are, there must be a 'BEST' something. Like when a guy tells a girl, oh i love your eyes, when he's really prefers the butt or the boob. Oh but that's so superficial isn't it?... Beauty is beyond the outer shell, the body. As all the beautiful Miss Universe pageants would chorus in unison. Its about your personality, your kind heart. Oh, by the way, the person i admire most is Mother Theresa. Or has she been elevated to saint hood already? How about a more intellectually inclined answer then? Yes, your best feature may be intelligence, sense of humor, spunk? That's a psuedo politically correct answer for you.

But then again, i'm having the line emblazoned across my chest. So tell me HONESTLY, what's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you see " Everyone has a best feature" blazing across their chest? That's for Tuesday. And I'm a bloody A cup. I don't need to tell everybody that's my BEST feature.

And why is it that everyone with a vagina has to wear 10% Lycra with Spandex? And guys get to wear 100% cotten? That's only telling you to "Be Yourself! Be beautiful!" -->That's for Wednesday. Not everyone looks good in Spandex. Period. Best feature or not. If you force a big ger to squeeze into 10% Lycra, courtesy of Giordano, you create a walking disaster. By the way, those $14 tee shirts in every colour are not that big, even if its an XL. Why wear something that accentuates all the wrong bits when you're supposed to be yourself and beautiful to boot? Or imagine an auntie with a belly, no thanks to a couple of babies. And having that belly encased in Spandex? How's that for BE YOURSELF BE BEAUTIFUL? Being youself certainly does not mean showcasing your blubber for the world to see!

Things take a turn for the better with " My beauty rules". That's the catch phrase on Thursday.

Oh, Have i mentioned that its got to go with white PANTS? Circa 1976 dearies. White pants to show off your cute asses. And yes darling. i can hear the gasp of horror.