A Motley Crew

Miss CHiongster loves to Party. She can survive on half an hour of sleep and lots of coffee. Her stomach is weird and her knee even weirder. SHe hates plasters and Miss D's bags. Finds them too 'wussy' she says. She's the one who gave everybody nicks. Drew our personality portraits on a little post-it note she did, and pinned it on the wall.

Gan Jiong Spider is jittery. SHe's easily flustered as her nickname aptly descibes. When a lizard is frightened, it drops a tail. GJ Spider will drop a leg whenever her jitter-o-meter hits the Danger zone. GJ Spider is also impatient and likes to mumble to herself. Sometimes it is hard to tell whether she's asking you a question or asking herself the question.

Auntie Killer is an auntie at heart. He gets excited over discounts and keeps an eye on offers. As the chinese saying goes, zhi ji zhi bi, bai zhan bai shen. Whenever he engages in light-hearted banter with aunties, he charms their socks off. You can see their smitten look as they shower compliments on him. He also loves Hip-Hop Jelly - A lime green psuedo ice-cream. It hardly melts and is great to play with. You can lick it till it turns floppy, and flap it around to gross people out. At 30cents a piece, he's cleaning out the ice-cream cabinet.

Miss D does not have a D cup, despite the misleading nick. It has its origins from other sources. Miss D is also Miss Hufferphish. She plans and plans and keeps track of the nitty gritty details. When her stress-o-meter hits Overload, she whines. She freaked Miss Chiongster out one evening and gave her goosebumps. Her pet cuss whenever things go wrong is 'Holy SHit!' She is hopeless at Excel and is thankful that Spider is good at it.

Well, the Motley Crew is adjusting. GJ Spider is cussing 'Holy SHit' nowadays. Miss Chiongster and Miss D are learning to interprete Spidey's Morse Code. Miss CHiongster lifts Miss D's bag with 2 fingers and everyone's eating Hip Hop Jelly.